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Yeehaw!
All right, so I don't have Lazy Bear to hang out at, and I don't have any extra cash right now to hire MACK for a wild night in a pay by the hour hotel, but that doesn't mean I'm not crazy enough to have a good time! Illegal downloads of movies and music keeps me entertained this beautiful evening. So where have I been? What have I been doing? Why have I not updated my journal in a long while? I have no idea either, however, I've been having a good time. Last night for example: I went outside and played with the neighborhood raccoons. We drank alcohol, laughed, cried, and sang songs in pseudo unison while eating fish we caught by hand in the river. Rocky raccoon played his fish skeleton (raccoon style guitar)gently in the night, while we told stories about our lives. It was a magical evening.

Before that, of course I was in school. I was not working, I was busy, oh so busy drinking alcohol, getting laid, pushing around people I don't know in real life on the internet, nothing could be better, right? All right, I don't really exactly remember what I've been doing for the past while, but I do know what I'm doing now! As of this second, I'm sitting in lovely weather, naked in my computer chair typing sweet nothings to a screen and drinking rum of course. I have some catching up to do with some of you. Time to get going with this Live Journal thing again! I'm an internet whore!

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